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About us

We’re the no‑nonsense car people based just outside Alicante. We’ve spent years navigating the exact mess you’re trying to avoid—procurement across Europe, registration in Spain, and all the red tape in between. We built this to protect people from getting fleeced. We keep it transparent, multilingual, and faster than the “mañana” crowd.

Who we are, where we work

We’re a small, veteran team headquartered just outside Alicante, serving buyers and owners across Spain and Europe. We’ve been doing this for years: sourcing cars across borders, handling import complexity, and getting vehicles road‑legal in Spain without drama. We speak English, Spanish, and German, and we translate both language and bureaucracy into something you can understand and trust.

F*** Scams

The European car market has plenty of gems—but it’s also crawling with landmines. We’ve seen them all, and we’re not afraid to call them out:

  • The Vanishing Deposit: Pay a “small” deposit to reserve the car… and then never see the car (or your money) again.
  • The Mileage Rollback: That “low‑mileage” beauty? Turns out someone’s been spinning the odometer backwards.
  • The Phantom Owner: The car doesn’t even belong to the person selling it. You hand over cash, and suddenly you’re holding keys to someone else’s property.
  • The Debt Trap: Cars under embargo because the owner owes money. Translation: the car legally can’t be transferred to you, no matter what the seller promises.
  • The Paperwork Shuffle: Missing documents, fake translations, or “we’ll fix it later” excuses that leave you stuck in bureaucratic limbo.
  • The Mystery Fee Parade: Surprise “administrative charges” and inflated logistics costs that magically appear after you’ve already committed.

We’ve built our business around making sure none of this ever happens to you.

How we fight back

  • Radical transparency: Every cost is itemized up front. No hidden fees, no “gotchas.”
  • Paperwork police: We verify every signature, stamp, and translation before it ever hits an inspector’s desk.
  • Deal sniff test: If a car smells wrong, we’ll tell you straight—even if it means walking away.
  • Ownership checks: We confirm the seller actually owns the car, and that it’s free of embargoes or liens.
  • Mileage verification: We cross‑check service records, inspections, and databases to catch odometer fraud.
  • Independent proof: Don’t just take our word for it—run your own check with CarVertical to see the history of any car before you buy.
  • Your advocate, not theirs: We don’t take kickbacks, we don’t pad margins, and we don’t play nice with shady sellers.

Bottom line: We’re here to protect you from the scams, smooth out the chaos, and make sure you end up with the keys in your hand and plates on your car—without the horror stories.

What we do

We don’t “assist” with cars—we take over the messy parts you’d rather avoid. Procurement? We dig through the scams, the rollbacks, and the fake owners to find the real deal. Registration? We bulldoze the Spanish bureaucracy, kill the hidden fees, and make sure your car isn’t stuck in embargo limbo. While others waste your time with excuses and mystery charges, we cut straight to the finish line: your car, your plates, your peace of mind.

Procure vehicles

We find what you want—luxury imports, reliable dailies, campervans—across Europe. We verify history, mileage, ownership, financing flags, and service records. We negotiate hard, then manage logistics from seller to your driveway.

Register cars in Spain

We handle inspections, homologation, translations, taxes, plates, and permanent documentation. You get clear timelines, exact costs, and a single point of contact until your car is 100% street‑legal.

Optional Extras

  • Pre‑purchase checks: VIN decoding, market comps, and “walk away” flags.

  • Detailing & fixes: Cosmetic clean‑ups and pragmatic repairs that add resale value and peace of mind.

  • Paperwork audit: We catch the missing signature before an inspector does.

  • ITV Fast‑Track: Need it road‑legal yesterday? We can put your car through its ITV inspection the very next business day if required.

Where every drive becomes an adventure.

Small Team. Big Results.

We’re a lean, two‑person powerhouse that punches way above our weight. No departments, no endless hand‑offs—just a team that knows how to cut through the noise and get things done. One of us sets the vision, the other makes sure it actually happens, and together we’ve built a business that thrives on speed, precision, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

We don’t waste time with corporate fluff or “mañana” delays. We’re small, sharp, and fully accountable—which means when you work with us, you’re dealing directly with the people who make the promises and deliver the results.

Shane

The Boss

The big picture guy. The one who decided car procurement and registration in Spain didn’t have to be a nightmare. Shane sets the direction, calls the shots, and makes sure the business stays laser‑focused on getting the best deals and cutting through red tape. He’s the strategist, the negotiator, and the one who keeps the wheels turning at the top. 

Lizel a.k.a "Hazel"

The One Who Gets It Done

Every business has a secret weapon. Ours just happens to be the person who somehow makes the impossible look easy. Paperwork mountains? She clears them. Timelines that should take weeks? She makes them happen in days. She’s kind of like a Swiss Army knife—with a built‑in sledgehammer. Versatile, precise, and able to smash through obstacles when finesse alone won’t cut it. If Shane is the boss, she’s the engine—and without her, nothing moves.